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2011-07-21 22:23:05 by SocomSquad

http://www.socomsquids.net/

We're back, bitches



Rather than continue my attempts at administrating this twitching and convoluted mess that used to slightly resemble an animation group that's constantly been exhaling its last breath since conception, the depressing unproductivity and relentless faggotry have convinced me to take socomsquids.net permanently offline.
To quote myself, "It's been a fun ride but my time as an administrator of THE unproductive anti-newgrounds trolling flash group is fucking over like woah."

r0ms has said that he plans to continue the group on a forum of his own, but then again, he's r0ms.
Ownership of this account will now be passed on to SplatterSocom.
Revivals except those created by the original administrators will be targeted as if they were any other spinoff.
As for me, I look forward to continuing my not-making-flash streak with various distractions such as game projects and continuing education.

Socom Squad I
January 24, 2007- July 4, 2009
May you never rise again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more important things to do than explain to Newgrounds where that 5-man group of 14 year-olds roaming around like faggots disappeared to.

Yours,
Blax

RIP .net - BlackberrySocom is over


TWO YEARS OF PAB

2009-01-24 16:34:05 by SocomSquad

merry squiday fag0ts

TWO YEARS OF PAB


COUNTDOWN TO BANTOWN

2008-12-24 03:02:31 by SocomSquad

Ahahahaha. Democracy in action.

We extend our sincerest thanks to the Duck Division, without whom the below would have been less possible:

COUNTDOWN TO BANTOWN



IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYWORDS OTHER THAN GAY ONES

http://demonmasteransem.newgrounds.com /news/post/240311
lmao what a dumbass

For those people new to NG who don't know about us because they're too inept and socially awkward to embrace our awesome, here's a brief history lesson:
January 2007 - Group gets founded
Feb-July 2007 - Our own admins repeatedly try to shut us down but a new forum pops up every time
July 2007 - Blackberry stops being a lazy fucknut and buys socomsquids.net
August 2007 - We actually start using socomsquids.net to host forums
Aug-Nov 2007 - ss.net/forum
December 2007-September 2008 - ss.net/mybb/
October 2008-present - ss.net/power/

We're pretty much unstoppable due to our massive egos by now, plus not even our admins are capable of bringing us down for long, so you'd best stop resisting and bow down before the Great Beef God.

Merry Chrismahannaukwannzakuh and all that


YEAH WE'RE STILL ALIVE

2008-06-20 02:11:54 by SocomSquad

JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW

YEAH WE'RE STILL ALIVE


HOLY ANNIVERSARY

2008-01-24 19:37:29 by SocomSquad

THAT'S RIGHT

365 DAYS OF EXTREME PABBAGE

56 WEEKS OF GAY AND UNORIGINAL

1 YEAR OF SQUID

AND MANY MORE TO COME

SOCOM SUPERIORITY

HOLY ANNIVERSARY



Quoted from the Socomlavian Emergency Report and Broadcast System (aka PineappleSocom):

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January 21, 2008

SplatterSocom, a popular political activist liked by many Socoms, was assassinated earlier this evening. Not long after, bombs dropped on Socomlavia. Reports say CarrotSocom was killed in the blasts.
These deaths have been declared "completely unacceptable" by both Blackberry and PineappleSocom, the co-presidents of Socomlavia III.

Plans for retaliation are being discussed, but an attack from the weakened state is unlikely.

--

January 21 declared 'A day that will go down in infamy'

PumpkinSocom has been reported dead as of 05:00. Witnesses say he was killed in an explosion related to the Socomlavia bombings.

In other news, AnarchyGlock was assassinated in his home, where he was on indefinite leave from the Glocktopian Armada.

--

BRB, NG RIOT SQUAD

NATIONAL CRISIS: SPLATTERSOCOM DONE GOT SHOT DEAD


SOCOM SQUAD HITS 100

2007-09-08 21:09:21 by SocomSquad

It's about time, you lazy fucks.

This message brought to you by KazakhstanSocom.

SOCOM SQUAD HITS 100