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NATIONAL CRISIS: SPLATTERSOCOM DONE GOT SHOT DEAD

2008-01-21 18:30:33 by SocomSquad

Quoted from the Socomlavian Emergency Report and Broadcast System (aka PineappleSocom):

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January 21, 2008

SplatterSocom, a popular political activist liked by many Socoms, was assassinated earlier this evening. Not long after, bombs dropped on Socomlavia. Reports say CarrotSocom was killed in the blasts.
These deaths have been declared "completely unacceptable" by both Blackberry and PineappleSocom, the co-presidents of Socomlavia III.

Plans for retaliation are being discussed, but an attack from the weakened state is unlikely.

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January 21 declared 'A day that will go down in infamy'

PumpkinSocom has been reported dead as of 05:00. Witnesses say he was killed in an explosion related to the Socomlavia bombings.

In other news, AnarchyGlock was assassinated in his home, where he was on indefinite leave from the Glocktopian Armada.

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BRB, NG RIOT SQUAD

NATIONAL CRISIS: SPLATTERSOCOM DONE GOT SHOT DEAD


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PineappleSocomPineappleSocom

2008-01-21 18:31:21

there goes us


LollerCupcakeLollerCupcake

2008-01-21 18:35:48

Was this really nessecary three days before our anniversary?


AarghCatAarghCat

2008-01-21 18:49:15

wow

fucking wow

that's really discouraging


BigFuzzyKittenBigFuzzyKitten

2008-01-21 19:59:10

Jesus fucking christ... those bastards...


chris-the-stick2chris-the-stick2

2008-01-21 23:28:18

that sucks.


YghrulezYghrulez

2008-01-22 00:13:50

Not cool Wade, not fucking cool.

R.I.P SplatterSocom

R.I.P CarrotSocom

R.I.P PumpkinSocom

R.I.P AnarchyGlock


StickySticky

2008-01-23 06:40:15

They'll be back.

SocomSquad responds:

yup


IZSBHRIZSBHR

2008-01-24 09:31:54

The Jews did it.

SocomSquad responds:

no actually they had died from poisoning long before this happened


Wraith2000Wraith2000

2008-01-26 09:38:48

Hmmm ... similiar to my news style! I think that you guys should go through with my M-Bot Blak Idea, and set up a viral redirect to a phantom Newgrounds, with viruses for submissions. HMMMM?

SocomSquad responds:

What? That's a terrible idea. Get off our userpage, fgt.


DustBustaDustBusta

2008-01-30 09:57:43

guys we totally suck

SocomSquad responds:

we totally suck guys


Carrot-socomCarrot-socom

2008-02-09 12:40:48

damn that wade

SocomSquad responds:

wade that damn


squidlysquidly

2008-02-09 20:32:31

Depressing.
I mourn your fallen comrades.

SocomSquad responds:

In Soviet Russia, fallen comrades mourn you!