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    NATIONAL CRISIS: SPLATTERSOCOM DONE GOT SHOT DEAD

    Posted by SocomSquad - January 21st, 2008


    Quoted from the Socomlavian Emergency Report and Broadcast System (aka PineappleSocom):

    --

    January 21, 2008

    SplatterSocom, a popular political activist liked by many Socoms, was assassinated earlier this evening. Not long after, bombs dropped on Socomlavia. Reports say CarrotSocom was killed in the blasts.
    These deaths have been declared "completely unacceptable" by both Blackberry and PineappleSocom, the co-presidents of Socomlavia III.

    Plans for retaliation are being discussed, but an attack from the weakened state is unlikely.

    --

    January 21 declared 'A day that will go down in infamy'

    PumpkinSocom has been reported dead as of 05:00. Witnesses say he was killed in an explosion related to the Socomlavia bombings.

    In other news, AnarchyGlock was assassinated in his home, where he was on indefinite leave from the Glocktopian Armada.

    --

    BRB, NG RIOT SQUAD

    NATIONAL CRISIS: SPLATTERSOCOM DONE GOT SHOT DEAD


    Comments

    there goes us

    Was this really nessecary three days before our anniversary?

    wow

    fucking wow

    that's really discouraging

    Jesus fucking christ... those bastards...

    that sucks.

    Not cool Wade, not fucking cool.

    R.I.P SplatterSocom

    R.I.P CarrotSocom

    R.I.P PumpkinSocom

    R.I.P AnarchyGlock

    They'll be back.

    yup

    The Jews did it.

    no actually they had died from poisoning long before this happened

    guys we totally suck

    we totally suck guys

    damn that wade

    wade that damn

    Depressing.
    I mourn your fallen comrades.

    In Soviet Russia, fallen comrades mourn you!